The Daffy Duck disease

Now I don't know about you, but does anyone out there truly know what the avian flu is? Everyone is scrambling around for the flu shot (I am not advocating against the shot unless you're an Exxon employee that got a shot of purified water last week-- Read about it ) but the flu shot doesn't actually prevent you from getting the avian strain. Here are three things you should know about this disease:

1. Do not pick up any bird poop or attempt to catch it in the air (Sam-- avoid standing next to your car)
2. Avoid any birds or ducks that seem like they've gone crazy
3. Don't go to Asia-- cause apparently every deadly disease or terrorist operation seems to originate from there

But in case you want to know more than these three basic facts, check out this info from the CDC on the avian flu.