Dig out those flannel pj's!!!
Ever heard of a cuddle party? Well you're not alone if you haven't! Most of us would be considered FTC's (First Time Cuddlers).
This is the newest form of inappropriate touching by potential sex offenders to hit the singles scene. Check out one of the websites at www.cuddleparty.com for a complete listing of "The Rules" and how to become a cuddle party facilitator in case you decide to start one in your city. Also learn how to become:
* Cuddle Lifeguards- a select group of amazing individuals who are specially trained and certified in how to facilitate Cuddle Parties.
* Cuddle Caddies- assist the Cuddle Lifeguards. Their job is to help out, by checking people in, answering questions and backing up the Lifeguard. They too are trained, but their training isn't as intense or long as the certification to become a Cuddle Lifeguard. Think of Cuddle Caddies as the flannel sidekicks of the Cuddle Party Dynamic Duo. [taken straight from the webpage- I promise....]
The frequently asked question pages answers important questions such as:
* Will there be a bunch of pajama-wearing weirdos there?
* Do I have to cuddle everybody at the party?
* I only want to cuddle with hot people. How can I make sure that happens?
* What do I do if no one wants to cuddle me?
www.cuddleparty.com
Personally, I'm not sure I want to climb on top of people I've never met before-- who knows what their personal hygiene rountine entails. There are people I've known for years that I wouldn't cuddle with and now I'm supposed to find comfort in a stranger's sweaty arms? I hope I am not offending any readers who have participated in a cuddle party, but I find the whole thing bizarre and somewhat disturbing. Although, we used to have massage trains in high school, and those were the bomb-- as long as you were next to your crush or at the front of the train so you didn't have to massage anyone else. So I don't know guys... what do you say-- cuddle party in JT's basement over Thanksgiving? :)
This is the newest form of inappropriate touching by potential sex offenders to hit the singles scene. Check out one of the websites at www.cuddleparty.com for a complete listing of "The Rules" and how to become a cuddle party facilitator in case you decide to start one in your city. Also learn how to become:* Cuddle Lifeguards- a select group of amazing individuals who are specially trained and certified in how to facilitate Cuddle Parties.
* Cuddle Caddies- assist the Cuddle Lifeguards. Their job is to help out, by checking people in, answering questions and backing up the Lifeguard. They too are trained, but their training isn't as intense or long as the certification to become a Cuddle Lifeguard. Think of Cuddle Caddies as the flannel sidekicks of the Cuddle Party Dynamic Duo. [taken straight from the webpage- I promise....]
The frequently asked question pages answers important questions such as:
* Will there be a bunch of pajama-wearing weirdos there?
* Do I have to cuddle everybody at the party?
* I only want to cuddle with hot people. How can I make sure that happens?
* What do I do if no one wants to cuddle me?
www.cuddleparty.com
Personally, I'm not sure I want to climb on top of people I've never met before-- who knows what their personal hygiene rountine entails. There are people I've known for years that I wouldn't cuddle with and now I'm supposed to find comfort in a stranger's sweaty arms? I hope I am not offending any readers who have participated in a cuddle party, but I find the whole thing bizarre and somewhat disturbing. Although, we used to have massage trains in high school, and those were the bomb-- as long as you were next to your crush or at the front of the train so you didn't have to massage anyone else. So I don't know guys... what do you say-- cuddle party in JT's basement over Thanksgiving? :)
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