Split #2

First Brad and Jen, now Nick and Jessica.... hopefully Tom and Katie will be next....

I love how well my family knows me. My sister-in-law called me from a busy day of work to tell me that CNN.com was reporting the official Nick and Jessica split. This makes me question everything I knew to be true. Was Newlyweds all a lie?!?! A ruse concocted by Jessica's sketchy dad?!?

I heard they were waiting until the release of the 3rd season of Newlyweds in December, but I guess Nick just couldn't stand to be with her anymore.

On a side note, I just prepared my first Thanksgiving turkey. Like a real turkey, with blood and raw skin and stuff. It was gross, but strangely exhilirating to be in charge of the symbol of a national holiday. Oh and I cut off its testicles.

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

I'd also like give a shout out to the Aiken, SC police force-- up yours!! You didn't catch me this time even though there were a million of you out there yesterday....