This just in from US Weekly....

Sodom and Gomorrah

That's all I can say about Hollywood...

It's getting out of control out there on the West Coast and I'm not sure I can keep up with it anymore. First off I'm poor and I can't afford my celebrity magazine habit, what with all the ones out there now (US Weekly, In Touch, Life & Style, Ok!, People, and who knows how many else) And I swear that I've been going to Barnes and Noble to study, but I keep getting drawn into the headlines:

"Nick and Jessica- Is it OVER?!" [that headline makes me misty-eyed everytime I see some variation of it]

"Jen and Vince- Engaged!"

"Brad and Angelina [insert something about having babies/wedding rings/ adopting babies from every country in the U.N./ Maddox calling Brad "Daddy"]

"Katie under Tom's Spell" [ should be, "Not only did he brainwash her into dating him, but now he's gone and knocked her up too"]

"Ashton tells Demi to get a face lift or he's out!"

Ok, so I made that last one up, but you get the point. No one is safe from the escapades of these crazy people. They're there when you're paying for your milk at the grocery store and they are keeping me from finishing grad school. Maybe I should become a celebrity therapist. I figure at least that way I'll always be guaranteed some work.