You stupid, stupid woman...

Ok, so I thought I was done with this mess. I ooohed and aahed over their wedding. I watched all three seasons of Newlyweds. I watched the break-down. I bought all the magazines that were trying their best to help Americans cope with the loss of their favoriate golden couple of the moment. Then I gave up on them.

But then this Rolling Stones article came out... here's the quote that got me:

"I'd marry her all over again," he says softly. "Because I still love her. It would be a lot easier to walk away if I didn't."

Is he stupid? I don't think so. Poor man is in love with a girl that didn't know what she wanted.

Is she stupid? Yes. Look at this man. He is a work of art. And he can sing.

Ok, so you don't buy into the sappiness? Well then read the Rolling Stones article for the comedic factor-- it's hysterical! The things they call Jessica are so terrible!

"The alimony ripple aside, Lachey has enjoyed a predominantly bruise-free ride down the tabloid shit chute, while his ex-wife has alternately been portrayed as a silly girl who made a huge mistake in letting him go and as an unbridled ho-cake dancing on banquettes and bedding random co-stars."

Does anyone else sense Newlyweds: The Reunion.... ??

If his album is good though, I'm gonna give it a shot. Good for you Nick :)

"I read somewhere somebody was saying, 'Oh, he's capitalizing on his failed marriage to sell records,' " Lachey says. "That really pisses me off. Like I wouldn't rather be singing about how great love is? About my newborn son and shit like that? Give me a fucking break. I don't get to choose where my life goes. What do you want me to sing about?"