I think I'm finally back!

So yes technically I have been back for the last two weeks, but as many of you know I've been rather MIA for the last month. Sorry for cutting off communication for my last two weeks in Sri Lanka but I feel like break from the craziness of life was needed. So I visited with relatives during the day and clubbed at night my way through Sri Lanka while battling food poisoning, a fever, and general flu/cold symptoms those last 10 days while I abandoned all of you. All in all, a wonderful vacation as usual in spite of all the heightened security due to renewed civil unrest in the country.

First things first. For the love of everything....
Dear Hizballah,
Please give back the two soldiers you kidnapped several weeks ago. If you do that, Israel says they will stop bombing you. Call me crazy, but why don't you do that and see what happens?
Sincerely,
A concerned world citizen

Yes, I know the situation is much more complicated than the concerned world citizen (a friend of mine who wishes to remain annonymous) seems to realize. But I agree that giving back the two soldiers would be a good start rather than letting more of their people die needlessly.

How bout that Vanessa Minnillo? Not bad landing Nich Lachey, but is it just me or does she seem a little over the top clingy/crazy/annoying. I mean she's starting to make me feel like Jessica was a better choice afterall...

Aaron Spelling dead?!? Man... what are we gonna do for great entertainment television? This is the man behind Dynasty, Charlie's Angels, Beverly Hills 90210, Melrose Place, 7th Heaven... I mean we're talking quality trash tv here and I loved every sick and twisted minute of it. May you rest in peace Aaron.

Oh Mel... why do you hate the Jews? And if you don't, then you really make it seem like you do. I still want to be your friend though and so if you could clean up your act a bit that would be great. Oh and crazy media, back off. I mean seriously, the man made a ridiculously remorseful apology. You all forgave Clinton for his cigar dalliances in the oval office, Whoopi's semi-racist remarks, Hugh's philandering ways, and Ted Kennedy's somewhat sketchy manslaughter charges. Doesn't Mel deserve a little love too?

Ok, that's it for me and all the things that have been going through my mind lately. Should be posting more regularly once again-- it's good to be home!! :)